Please, please, PLEASE go out and vote this Tuesday!!! If you choose not to vote, you are throwing away a right that people literally DIED to give you the chance to have. Vote Democrat, vote Republican, whatever... just go out and DO it! There is NO excuse that will justify you not voting!

If you don't vote, then you can't complain about the government that's elected... and EVERYONE loves to complain about the government!!! What will you talk to your friends about? They'll all be standing around, griping about the highway commissioner's helicopter or how the Delta Democrat Newspaper says that, "John Aurthur Eaves is lying and what's more, he knows he's lying" or some other pressing social issue and you won't be able to say one word!... knowing you couldn't spare 10 minutes of your precious day in order to decide WHO RUNS OUR STATE!!! Besides, even Puff Daddy says it's "hip" to vote, and who doesn't want to be like Puffy? :) VOTE!!!

If that's not enough to motivate you, then there's this: Black Betty's special curse. I'm officially wishing yeast infections that itch in church on all non-voters. Don't be itchy scratchy! VOTE!