Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Seriously, people!

OK- I can admit that I'm a Dancing With The Stars fanatic! I took ballroom in college and later in life with a gay friend (gay men rock- WORD!) and have been hooked for YEARS! Those who know me well should know why I'd be drawn to a sport (and is it really a sport?... but, that's another blog for another day!) that promotes excessive make-up usage and sequined everything. That's my normal look anyway! Ha, ha!

But seriously people, tonight Seal was a featured singer on the show! I mean, SEAL!!! #1- His only recent achievement was marring Heidi Klum and convincing her somehow to have his crunky looking children. But, whatever. #2- What happened to his face? Was he burned? Suffered from terrible acne? What!?! Been dying to know for years! #3- The BIGGIE- Does he have another song besides that screechy Rose on the Grave thing from Batman? Seriously. He sang it AGAIN last night on the show! Isn't it time to come up with something new? Try and keep it fresh and all?

So, if you can name ANY other song by Seal, please list it here. I'm not going to add it to my I-tunes or anything, I'd just honestly like to know if he HAS another song! And, all you rabid Seal fans- spare me! If you don't mind the shame of admitting you like this, um, artist (and I use that word loosely) don't bother going on about how much you love him and hope I burn forever for desecrating his talents, etc. I'll just delete you, anyway! Seriously, people! Let the list begin!

22 comments:

Rachel said...

their children are kinda crunky...

Truvie said...

I KNOW!!! And, you couldn't think of another song! SEE!!!

BB said...

i think he has some kind of flesh eating disease??? j/k :) i don't know, but when you find out let, drop me a line...i've been wanting to know for years.

he is boring. they should have asked justin timberlake...

Truvie said...

Agree!... and, don't worry, will let you know about the face ASIFO (that's As Soon As I Find Out, BTW). And, you didn't know a song, either!

Jen said...

He actually has a song called "I need love" or "I needed love." Don't judge for knowing that. I inherited an iPod from my sister when she bought a new video nano. The song was on there. It's actually a decent song. BTW...love your blog.

Anonymous said...

Ok I can't believe I freaking know this..but those are trible markings on his face..I heard it once on an interview with him..can you believe people do that to their kids..and ok why the hell is Wayne Newton still on the show..HE SUCKS... So yeah I am really into dancing with the stars this season and it is driving my husband nuts..and do you think the "Cheeto" girl is having sex with her dance trainer ?? They lookalittle to familiar with each other..

Anonymous said...

Ok my black friend just corrected me..Seal had a childhood disease that caused his scars..haha sorry

Truvie said...

Well, I feel kinda bad if it's a disease... hmmm! Still.... So GLAD Wayne Newton was voted OFF last night- I hated him and Cheryl! Almost made up for the Seal thing! Agree about the Cheeta girl- she seems a little too friendly!

AM said...

I'sa bout to say...He's British, isn't he, don't think they have tribes there.ha! "I've been kissed by a rose on the grave...and..." ..THANKS Truvie, now it's stuck in my head, suck or no suck....it's stuck.

AM said...

He suffered in his early twenties from a form of Lupus that left him with virulent scarring on his upper cheeks.

http://www.irishhealth.com/index.html?level=4&id=2265

Truvie said...

What in the hell does that mean, anyway? Kissed by a rose from the grave? Kissed by a dead person? Delusional? Oh! BTW-Jen... don't know if I can say I'm proud or disturbed, but thanks for proving that he does, in fact, have more than one song!

Anonymous said...

Yeah he is brittish but I thought one time I saw on t.v. where it was tribal markings..haha Again..wasn't probably paying attention..YAY!!! I am so glad Wayne Newton is gone...Jeez he sucks and I hate to say this but the boxer sucks too!!

BB said...

wayne newton needs to retire... :)

Truvie said...

Again- AGREE! He's so old!!! The boxer sucks and I don't really like that racecar man, either! His accent is totally annoying!

Anonymous said...

I know and like ever other thing he says is "I am a racecar driva" yeah dumby so you said..LIKE 100 TIMES!!!

Rachel said...

their kids are still crunky...reguardless of what is wrong with his face...

Truvie said...

Again- AGREE! And, can't he afford some laser resurfacing or something?!? I know I'm being "snarky" today!

Jennifer Carter said...

Ok Truv...here's one for ya. I had to look it up because I couldn't remember (and still think there is another I've heard).

Don't Cry...

But I've never figured out what is up with all of the nude CD covers.

http://www.amazon.com/Seal/dp/B000002MMQ

Truvie said...

Oh my dear Lord!!!

Anonymous said...

Love's Divine, He redid Fly like an Eagle and it was actually a great version, and Crazy (But we're never gonna survive, unless, we get a littlt crazy), which is a great song.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, "Crazy". That song's the ish.

Seriously, it's the only song I've ever liked by him....the VS fashion show from '06 he sang it while Mama Heidi was catwalkin'.

It was rock.

I'm gonna call him cause we need to schedule (pronounced shed-yool, like, way British) some laser resurfacing together.

AM said...

hah! Heatherbelle...you a trip!