NEVER WRONG BLOODY MARY MIX

Never Wrong Bloody Mary Mix

3 cups Spicy Hot V-8
3 cups Vodka
3 cups Zing Zang Mix (if you can’t find Zing Zang, you CAN’T make Blood Marys)

Dump all into pitcher and ADD:

1 BIG spoon (but no too big) Creole mustard
A little juice from the “jarlic” jar
Crystal Hot Sauce (I add A LOT)
Few drops of Dale’s (don’t you dare add more than 8 – 9 drops!)
Few Splashes of Lea & Perrins
A little juice from the olive jar (just a little!)
Few shakes of Tony’s

If people whine that it’s too thick, they are babies and not REAL Bloody Mary drinkers. Tell them to cry into their glass to dilute.